Otherwise know as Harry Potter and the Recap of Nerd Quest
Lets take a trip down memory lane.
I’m a wizard.
Nice to meet you. I need a wand.
This is perfect. I’ll take it.
Not Slytherin, not Slytherin.
Gryffindor it is! Why is new Dumbledore sitting in old Dumbledore’s film?
Great, first lesson and I’m being bullied.
At least I’m good at potions. You could say I’m the Prince of potions.
What happened to old Flitwick?
Wingardium Leviosa!
I can see why people use troll legs as umbrella stands.
Great, Hermione is in danger.
We all did our part in this. Hermione ducked and dodged.
I threw bricks at the troll like a yob.
Ron levitated the troll’s club.
I finished off the troll by jamming my wand into the troll’s nose.
Quidditch. My time to shine.
Get out of it, the snitch is mine.
I’ll have to punch my way to victory.
So close!
Got it! I’m the king of Quidditch.
Philosopher’s Stone. Get it right.
We can’t get it? What about using one of these keys?
Ah, the keys are attacking me!
Slapping the keys aside, I soon found the right key.
Now I just need to catch it.
Got it! Lets get out of here.
Oh. Its you.
Oh you want this stone? Well tough.
Oh hell, you can fly?
But I set fire to the rain, Watched it pour as I touched your face. Now burn!
Ouch, I think I broke my wrist. I’m suing you!
Oh, he’s dying. Never mind that’s payment enough in my eyes.
Take that, Pixies.
Ah, Herbology. This lesson is so boring.
Well at least I got an Outstanding in this subject.
Bring it on, Draco.
Take this, and that. You can’t beat me!
Right, Ginny. You just rest up whilst I do the fighting.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Here comes the Basilisk.
This is the best way to lose weight. Run or die.
I’ll be fit by the end of this.
Fawkes! You’re here!
Last thing he’ll ever see was this beautiful Phoenix. Not a bad way to go.
Ooooh, shiny.
Bring it on, Snakey!
Ouch, my arm. This is not going according to plan.
Keep sleeping, Ginny. I’m nearly done.
Die, Riddle!
That’s one less Horcrux to contend with.
Get ready to jump and duck, Hermione. I’ve seen this tree beat up Ron.
When trees attack.
You think that Scabbers is a man? You can’t be Sirius?
Oh, well I’ll be damned.
This is not gonna end well.
What does that cloud look like to you? To me it looks like a bunny.
Man I hate Dementors.
Expecto Patronum!
Shield me! Thank the good lord for Lupin’s lessons.
Thankful it didn’t snack on my memories like a happy meal.
A stag? Must be a wedding coming up.
Night night, Sirius.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
Under the sea, under the sea, everything’s better down where its wetter, oh god there’s enemies.
Ron and Gabrielle are in danger. Well Ron can wait. Ladies first after all.
Lets get out of here.
This is not as amazing as the pamphlet said it would be.
The cup’s mine, Cedric.
Fine we share it.
I shared and Cedric died. Lesson learnt. I’ll be a dick in the future.
Its time to duel!
We seem to be quite equally matched.
Okay, Voldemort are you seeing the ghosts too?
Take that. Ghost power.
I’m just gonna leave Cedric behind. Being a total dick is working out for me.
Voldemort doesn’t look to pleased that I escaped.
Ron, we really need hair cuts.
Let me show you all how its done.
Nailed it!
Have you got my back, Sirius?
Its Bellatrix! Get down, Sirius. Don’t let her kill you.
Take that Bellatrix.
Noooo! They killed Sirius.
Oh, no. Voldemort’s here.
Go get him, Dumbledore.
Whats this? Basilisk is evolving into … Fire Basilisk.
Get out of here, Voldemort. You’ve lost.
I can’t believe he actually left.
Come on, Ron. You can do it!
On this team, he’s a keeper.
Weasley is our King, he didn’t let the Quaffle in.
Ah, jump scare.
Get back, Gollum.
I don’t want to play your annoying guessing game.
We don’t need no water let the motherf***ers burn!
For some reason, I’m snape. I am the Half Blood Prince.
Expelliarmus!
Wait. You’re the Half Blood Prince? That was the actual line. Snape never said it to me. This game is as bad as my jokes.
Those guys don’t have any tools. I’m not convinced that they’re builders.
Knew it! Fight them! Fight to the death.
Lucky you’re good at magic, Hermione.
You didn’t see anything.
I’d love to work here. I’d enjoy coming to work if it had a roller coaster.
Though it looks dangerous.
I take it back. i don’t want to work here. I just want the money.
And our disguise is gone.
The damn Death Eaters are trying to kill us, again.
Boooom!
Run, Neville, Run!
You can make it, Neville.
You look nothing like Dean.
At least Neville is alive.
Watch out Hermione. The snakes acoming.
I told you to run!
I think Voldemort has a snake fetish.
And here we see the snake, preparing to pounce.
And my friends will die here.
And this is why Kinect sucks.
Well done, Neville.
The final show down.
Call of Duty moment. Crawl to the weapon.
Lets do this, Tom.
I’ve got to finish this. And that’s just this game.
Connection again. Forever bound together.
Your wand is mine, Voldemort. You’ll die in the end.
No more Horcruxes to hide behind!
It’s over. I win.
Its finally mine.
Explosions!!!
Game over. I’m down to Deathly Hallows Part 1 and 2 on the Xbox 360. Nerd Quest will be over this week. Not long left Champs. See you tomorrow.
The Spirit Champion 